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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Earlier people used to switch on TV's after getting bored with their routine work. Now they switch on to routine work after getting bored with TV.

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.

Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead. (Anamaniacs)

Eat and drink with your relatives; do business with strangers. (Greek Proverb)

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet.

Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

Eat your spinach and you'll grow up big and strong like Popeye. You'll also end up with a girlfriend that looks like Olive Oyl.

Education and intelligence aren't the same thing!

Eighty percent of life's satisfaction comes from meaningful relationships. (Brian Tracy)

Engineer: a person who knows a great deal about very little and who goes along knowing more and more about less and less, until finally he knows practically everything about nothing.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. (Robert Brault)

Equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is a balanced diet.

Even a broken clock is right twice a day, but you wouldn't go scheduling your day by it would you? Then by the same token don't put too much faith in science.

Even a mosquito doesn't get a slap on the back until he starts to work.

Even a short pencil is more reliable then the longest memory.

Even if I'm not asleep, that doesn't mean I'm awake.

Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there! (Will Rogers)

Even in a pile of manure, a flower will grow.

Even Popeye didn't eat his spinach until he absolutely had to.

Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.

Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark.

Even though a marriage is made in heaven, the maintenance work has to be done here on earth!

Events are less important than our response to them.

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Everybody has a photographic memory. . . . Some don't have film.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Every closed eye is not sleeping; and every open eye is not seeing.

Every crown is made for a head, but every head is not made for a crown.

Every day there's sad news and bad news, but each day itself is glad news.

Every fool knows that he cannot reach the stars but it never keeps a wise man from trying. (Ronnie B. Woods)

Every girl should use what mother nature gives her before father time takes it away.

Every good friend once was a stranger.

Every job is a self-portrait of the person who did it.

Every man dies; not every man really lives.(Braveheart)

Every man reaps what he sows, except the amateur gardener.

Everyone hears what you say, Friends listen to what you say, Best friends listen to what you don't say.

Everyone leaves footprints in you memory, but the ones that leave footprints in your heart are the ones you will truely remember. (Nicholas Sperling)

Everyone needs to be loved . . . especially when they do not deserve it.

Everyone should carefully observe which way his heart draws him, and then choose that way with all his strength. (Hasidic saying)

Everyone wants to go to Heaven, yet no one wants to die.

Every person is a fool in somebody's opinion. (Spanish Proverb)

Every successful man I have heard of has done the best he could with conditions as he found them, and not waited until the next year for better. (Edgar Watson Howe)

Every ten seconds, somewhere on this earth, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

Everything is possible; just not too probable.

Everything that can be counted doesn't necessarily count; everything that counts can't necessarily be counted. (Einstein)

Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves. (Carl Gustav Jung)

Every truth has two sides; it is well to look at both, before we commit ourselves to either. (Aesop)

Everywhere children are schooled to become masters at answering questions and to remain novices at asking them. (Dillon, 1988)

Evolution or Creation? Take a disassembled motor car engine and put it in a container. Shake for 1 million years. If you don't have a running car by then just accept God. (Christian Archives)

Examine what is said, not who speaks. (Arabian Proverb)

Excuses are the easiest things to manufacture, and the hardest things to sell.

Expectations are for the unsure. (Peter Walstrom)

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.

Expect people to do better than they are..it helps them to become better; but, don't be disappointed when they are not- it helps them to keep trying.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.

Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.

Extraordinary: it is the "extra" that make us more than ordinary.

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. (Aldous Huxley)

Failure comes in two ways: Those who do it without giving a thought. Those who thought about it but do nothing.

Failure is nature's plan to prepare you for great responsibilities. (Napolean Hill)

Failure is no more fatal than success is permanent.

Failure is opportunity in disguise.

Failure is the only opportunity to begin more intelligently. (Henry Ford)

Fairy Tale: A horror story to prepare children for the newspapers.

Faith is not belief without proof, but trust without reservations. (Elton Trueblood)

Faith is not believing that God can, but that God will!

Faith is not faith until it's all you're holding on to.

Faith is personal, but never private.

Faithless is he who quits when the road darkens.(J.R.R. Tolkien, Lord of the Rings)

Faith makes all things possible. Love makes all things easy. Hope makes all things work.

Faith sees the invisible, believes the incredible and receives the impossible!

Falling in love is awfully simple. Falling out of love is simply awfull.

Fanatics are the first to betray their beliefs in order to defend them.

Far too many people spend their lives reading the menu instead of enjoying the banquet.

Fat people are harder to kidnap.

Faults are thick when love is thin.

Fear can hold you prisoner. Hope can set you free.

Fear doesn't overwhelm you; you let fear overwhelm you.

Fear grows from what we don't know, faith comes from what we do.

Fear knocked at the door. Faith answered and no one was there.

Feed you faith and your doubts will starve to death!

Few men have the virtue to withstand the highest bidder. (George Washington)

First old man: "You want to go for a walk?" Second old man: "Isn't it windy?" First old man: "No, it's Thursday." Second old man: "Me, too. Let's go get a soda."

First things first! But not necessarily in that order.

Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you. (William Arthur Ward)

Flattery is telling others exactly what they think of themselves.

Flirtation...Attention without intention.

Flowers will not grow but die if they don't get rained on every once in a while.

Fools learn from experience. Wise men learn from the experience of others (Otto von Bismark)

Fools look to tomorrow, wise men use tonight.

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.

Fools rush in - and get all the best seats.

Foot: A device for finding furniture in the dark.

Forbidden fruit creates many jams.

Forget yourself when with others and others will not forget you.

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. (Paul Boese)

Forgiveness is like the fragrance a flower gives after it's been stepped on.

Forgiveness is the best remedy for any injury.

Forgiveness is unlocking the door to set someone free and realising you were the prisoner! (Max Lucado)

For God is not against us because of our sin. He is with us; against our sin.

For good or ill, your conversation is your advertisement. Every time you open your mouth you let the people look into your mind. (Bruce Barton)

For people who like peace and quiet: a phone less cord.

For the child of God, death is when the earth recedes and heaven opens up.

For the want of a nail, the horseshoe was lost; For the want of a horseshoe a horse was lost; For the want of a horse, the rider was lost; For the want of a rider, the message was lost; For the want of a message, the battle was lost; For the want of a battle, the war was lost; For the want of a war, the kingdom was lost; And all for the want of a horseshoe's nail.

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the spent arrow, the past, and the neglected opportunity. (Omar Idn Al-Halif)

Four-word story of failure: Hired, tired, mired, fired.

Freedom is doing what you know is right without fear.

Freedom is not the right to do as you please, but the liberty to do as you ought.

Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!

Friends are like puzzle pieces. If one goes away, that special piece can never be replaced and that puzzle will never be whole again.

Friends are like stars. You may not always see them but you know they are always there

Friends forever; never apart, maybe by distance, but not by heart.

Friendship: a building contract you sign with laughter and break with tears.

Friendship is a golden chain, the links are friends so dear, and like a rare and precious jewel It's treasured more each year.

Friendship is God 's special way of beautifully expressing the precious gift of caring and His never-ending blessing.

Funny how a dollar can look so big when you take it to church, and so small when you take it to the store.

Funny thing about humility. Just when you think you've got it, you've lost it.

Fun is a good thing, but only when it spoils nothing better. (George Santayana)

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

Generosity is giving more than you can, and pride is taking less than you need. (Kahlil Gibran, poet)

Getting older, everything gets worse; except forgetfulness... That gets better.

Give according to your income, lest God will make your income like your giving.

Give a man a fish and he won't starve for a day. Teach a man how to fish and he won't starve for his entire life. (African proverb)

Give God what's right, not what's left!

Give me a stout heart to bear my own burdens. Give me a willing heart to bear the burdens of others. Give me a believing heart to cast all burdens upon Thee, O Lord. (John Baillie)

Give plenty of what is given to you, And listen to pity's call; Don't think the little you give is great And the much you get is small. (Phoebe Cary 1824-1871)

Give to a pig when it grunts and a child when it cries, and you will have a fine pig and a bid child. (Danish Proverb)

Give us clear vision that we may know where to stand and what to stand for, because unless we stand for something, we shall fall for anything. (Peter Marshall)

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