One Liners (e - gi)
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| Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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Earlier people used to switch on TV's after getting bored with their routine work.
Now they switch on to routine work after getting bored with TV.
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| Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.
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| Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead. (Anamaniacs)
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| Eat and drink with your relatives; do business with strangers. (Greek Proverb)
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| Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet.
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| Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Eat your spinach and you'll grow up big and strong like Popeye.
You'll also end up with a girlfriend that looks like Olive Oyl.
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| Education and intelligence aren't the same thing!
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| Eighty percent of life's satisfaction comes from meaningful relationships. (Brian Tracy)
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| Engineer: a person who knows a great deal about very little and who goes along knowing more and more about less and less, until finally he knows practically everything about nothing.
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| Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were
the big things. (Robert Brault)
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| Enthusiasm can be like a fire that needs an occasional poke with a stick.
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| Equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is a balanced diet.
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| Even a broken clock is right twice a day, but you wouldn't go scheduling your day by it would you? Then by the same token don't put too much faith in science.
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| Even a mosquito doesn't get a slap on the back until he starts to work.
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| Even a short pencil is more reliable then the longest memory.
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| Even if I'm not asleep, that doesn't mean I'm awake.
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| Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there! (Will Rogers)
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| Even in a pile of manure, a flower will grow.
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| Even Popeye didn't eat his spinach until he absolutely had to.
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| Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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| Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark.
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| Even though a marriage is made in heaven, the maintenance work has to be done here on earth!
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| Events are less important than our response to them.
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| Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
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| Everybody has a photographic memory. . . . Some don't have film.
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| Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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| Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
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| Every closed eye is not sleeping; and every open eye is not seeing.
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| Every crown is made for a head, but every head is not made for a crown.
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| Every day there's sad news and bad news, but each day itself is glad news.
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| Every fool knows that he cannot reach the stars but it never keeps a wise man from trying. (Ronnie B. Woods)
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| Every girl should use what mother nature gives her before father time takes it away.
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| Every good friend once was a stranger.
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| Every job is a self-portrait of the person who did it.
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| Every man dies; not every man really lives.(Braveheart)
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| Every man reaps what he sows, except the amateur gardener.
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Everyone hears what you say,
Friends listen to what you say,
Best friends listen to what you don't say.
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| Everyone leaves footprints in you memory, but the ones that leave footprints in your heart are the ones you will truely remember. (Nicholas Sperling)
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| Everyone needs to be loved . . . especially when they do not deserve it.
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| Everyone should carefully observe which way his heart draws him, and then choose that way with all his strength. (Hasidic saying)
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| Everyone wants to go to Heaven, yet no one wants to die.
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| Every person is a fool in somebody's opinion. (Spanish Proverb)
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| Every successful man I have heard of has done the best he could with conditions as he found them, and not waited until the next year for better. (Edgar Watson Howe)
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| Every ten seconds, somewhere on this earth, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
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| Everything is possible; just not too probable.
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| Everything that can be counted doesn't necessarily count; everything that counts can't necessarily be counted. (Einstein)
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| Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves. (Carl Gustav Jung)
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| Every truth has two sides; it is well to look at both, before we commit ourselves to either. (Aesop)
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| Everywhere children are schooled to become masters at answering questions and to remain novices at asking them. (Dillon, 1988)
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Evolution or Creation?
Take a disassembled motor car engine and put it in a container. Shake for 1 million years.
If you don't have a running car by then just accept God. (Christian Archives)
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| Examine what is said, not who speaks. (Arabian Proverb)
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| Excuses are the easiest things to manufacture, and the hardest things to sell.
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| Expectations are for the unsure. (Peter Walstrom)
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| Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.
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| Expect people to do better than they are..it helps them to become better; but, don't be disappointed when they are not- it helps them to keep trying.
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| Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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| Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again.
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| Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
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| Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
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| Extraordinary: it is the "extra" that make us more than ordinary.
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| Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. (Aldous Huxley)
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Failure comes in two ways:
Those who do it without giving a thought.
Those who thought about it but do nothing.
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| Failure is nature's plan to prepare you for great responsibilities. (Napolean Hill)
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| Failure is no more fatal than success is permanent.
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| Failure is opportunity in disguise.
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| Failure is the only opportunity to begin more intelligently. (Henry Ford)
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| Fairy Tale: A horror story to prepare children for the newspapers.
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| Faith is not belief without proof, but trust without reservations. (Elton Trueblood)
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| Faith is not believing that God can, but that God will!
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| Faith is not faith until it's all you're holding on to.
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| Faith is personal, but never private.
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| Faithless is he who quits when the road darkens.(J.R.R. Tolkien, Lord of the Rings)
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| Faith makes all things possible. Love makes all things easy. Hope makes all things work.
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| Faith sees the invisible, believes the incredible and receives the impossible!
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Falling in love is awfully simple.
Falling out of love is simply awfull.
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| Fanatics are the first to betray their beliefs in order to defend them.
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| Far too many people spend their lives reading the menu instead of enjoying the banquet.
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| Fate decides who walks into your life, you decide who you let stay, who you let walk away, and who you refuse to let walk out.
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| Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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| Faults are thick when love is thin.
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Fear can hold you prisoner.
Hope can set you free.
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| Fear doesn't overwhelm you; you let fear overwhelm you.
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| Fear grows from what we don't know, faith comes from what we do.
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| Fear knocked at the door. Faith answered and no one was there.
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| Feed you faith and your doubts will starve to death!
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| Few men have the virtue to withstand the highest bidder. (George Washington)
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First old man: "You want to go for a walk?"
Second old man: "Isn't it windy?"
First old man: "No, it's Thursday."
Second old man: "Me, too. Let's go get a soda."
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| First things first! But not necessarily in that order.
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| Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
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Flatter me, and I may not believe you.
Criticize me, and I may not like you.
Ignore me, and I may not forgive you.
Encourage me, and I will not forget you.
(William Arthur Ward)
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| Flattery is telling others exactly what they think of themselves.
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| Flirtation...Attention without intention.
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| Flowers will not grow but die if they don't get rained on every once in a while.
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| Fools learn from experience. Wise men learn from the experience of others (Otto von Bismark)
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| Fools look to tomorrow, wise men use tonight.
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| Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.
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| Fools rush in - and get all the best seats.
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| Foot: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
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| Forbidden fruit creates many jams.
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| Forget yourself when with others and others will not forget you.
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| Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. (Paul Boese)
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| Forgiveness is like the fragrance a flower gives after it's been stepped on.
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| Forgiveness is the best remedy for any injury.
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| Forgiveness is unlocking the door to set someone free and realising you were
the prisoner! (Max Lucado)
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| For God is not against us because of our sin. He is with us; against our sin.
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| For good or ill, your conversation is your advertisement. Every time you open your mouth you let the people look into your mind. (Bruce Barton)
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| For people who like peace and quiet: a phone less cord.
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| For the child of God, death is when the earth recedes and heaven opens up.
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For the want of a nail, the horseshoe was lost;
For the want of a horseshoe a horse was lost;
For the want of a horse, the rider was lost;
For the want of a rider, the message was lost;
For the want of a message, the battle was lost;
For the want of a battle, the war was lost;
For the want of a war, the kingdom was lost;
And all for the want of a horseshoe's nail.
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| Four things come not back: the spoken word, the spent arrow, the past, and the neglected opportunity. (Omar Idn Al-Halif)
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| Four-word story of failure: Hired, tired, mired, fired.
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| Freedom is doing what you know is right without fear.
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| Freedom is not the right to do as you please, but the liberty to do as you ought.
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| Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!
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| Friends are like puzzle pieces. If one goes away, that special piece can never be replaced and that puzzle will never be whole again.
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| Friends are like stars. You may not always see them but you know they are always there
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Friends forever;
never apart,
maybe by distance,
but not by heart.
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| Friendship: a building contract you sign with laughter and break with tears.
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| Friendship is a golden chain, the links are friends so dear, and like a rare and precious jewel It's treasured more each year.
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Friendship is God 's special way of beautifully expressing
the precious gift of caring and His never-ending blessing.
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| Friendship is not about who came first or who cares the most. It is all about who came in your life and never left.
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| Friendship should not be sought, but is usually found both by chance and good luck.
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| Funny how a dollar can look so big when you take it to church, and so small when you take it to the store. |
| Funny thing about humility. Just when you think you've got it, you've lost it.
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| Fun is a good thing, but only when it spoils nothing better. (George Santayana)
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| Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
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| Generosity is giving more than you can, and pride is taking less than you need. (Kahlil Gibran, poet)
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Getting older, everything gets worse; except forgetfulness...
That gets better.
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| Give according to your income, lest God will make your income like your giving.
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| Give a man a fish and he won't starve for a day. Teach a man how to fish and he won't starve for his entire life. (African proverb)
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| Give God what's right, not what's left!
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Give me a stout heart to bear my own burdens.
Give me a willing heart to bear the burdens of others.
Give me a believing heart
to cast all burdens upon Thee, O Lord.
(John Baillie)
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Give plenty of what is given to you,
And listen to pity's call;
Don't think the little you give is great
And the much you get is small. (Phoebe Cary 1824-1871)
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| Give to a pig when it grunts and a child when it cries, and you will have a fine pig and a bid child. (Danish Proverb)
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| Give us clear vision that we may know where to stand and what to stand for, because unless we stand for something, we shall fall for anything. (Peter Marshall)
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