One Liners (n)
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| Nature's laws are the invisible government of the earth. (Alfred Armand Montapert)
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| Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. (Abraham Lincoln)
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| Need some time to be alone, try washing the dishes!
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| Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth. (Benjamin Disraeli)
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| Never argue with a stupid person. First they'll drag you down to their level, then they will beat you with experience.
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| Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.
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| Never confuse having a career with having a life.
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| Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.
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| Never fear shadows... they simply mean there's a light shining somewhere nearby.
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| Never interrupt your opponent while he is making a mistake (Napoleon Bonaparte)
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| Never let a problem become an excuse!
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| Never mistake motion with action. (Albert Einstein)
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| Never overlook wallflower at dance; may be dandelion in grass. (Confucious)
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| Never run from your fears. Because when they catch up to you you're too tired to fight.
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| Never say anything unless it is kind, necessary and true.
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| Never seek the wind in the field. It is useless to try and find what is gone. (Polish proverb)
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| Never stand between a dog and a tree.
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| Never take counsel of your fears. (Andrew Jackson)
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| Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. (General George S. Patton, Jr)
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| Never try to make anyone like yourself. You know, and God knows, that one of you is enough. (Ralph Waldo Emerson)
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| Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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| Never wrestle with a pig. You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.
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| New and improved: if it's new it's not improved; if it's improved it's not new.
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New friends are silver, old friends are gold.
Always make new friends but don't forget the old.
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| Next to the originator of a good sentence is the first quoter of it. (Emerson)
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Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday school.
"Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he got to the Red Sea, he had his army build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely. Then he radioed headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved."
"No Joey, is that really what the teacher taught you?" his mother asked.
"Well, no, Mom, but if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!"
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| No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. (Fables Aesop)
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| No amount of darkness can hide a spark of light.
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| No answer is also an answer.
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| Nobody can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing it. (Tallulah Bankhead)
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Nobody is perfect....
I am Nobody!!!
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| Nobody plans to fail, they just fail to plan.
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| No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. (Aesop)
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No God - No Peace.
Know God - Know Peace.
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| No happy time is really gone, if it leaves a special memory.
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| No horse goes as fast as the money you bet on him.
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| No individual raindrop ever considers itself responsible for the flood.
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No Jesus - No Love.
Know Jesus - Know Love.
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| No life without the sun, no Life without the Son.
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| No man ever injured his eyesight by looking on the bright side of things.
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| No man ever repented on his deathbed of being a Christian. (Hannah Moore)
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| No man is a failure who has friends. (Clarence)
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| No man is rich enough to buy back his past. (Oscar Wilde)
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| No man is too big to be kind...but many men are too little. (Matt Maguire)
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| No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions.
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| No matter how far you have gone on a wrong road, turn back. (Turkish proverb)
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| No matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that.
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| No matter what happens Today. You must remember that...Today will be
Tomorrow's past, and Tomorrow will be Today. (Patty Satjapot)
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| No matter what you want to do, there's always something else that has to be done first.
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No moving parts, no batteries.
No monthly payments and no fees.
Inflation proof, non-taxable,
in fact it's quite reliable.
It can't be stolen, won't pollute,
one size fits all, do not dilute.
It uses little energy,
but yields results enormously.
Relieves your tension and your stress,
invigorates your happiness.
Combats depression, makes you beam
and elevates your self esteem.
Your circulation it corrects
without complicated side effects.
It is, I think, the perfect drug.
May I prescribe, my friend. . . . . . the hug!
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| Non-smoking area: If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
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| No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. (Eleanor Roosevelt)
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| No one ever injured his eyesight by looking on the bright side of things.
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| No one is listening until you make a mistake.
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| No one is responsible for all the things that happen to him, but he is responsible for the way he acts when they do happen.
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| No one plans to fail but people can fail to plan.
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| No one should live by the early bird policy without finding out whether he classifies as a bird or a worm.
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| No one would remember the good Samaritan if he had only good intentions. He had money as well. (Margaret Thatcher)
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| No prayer is spoken too softly to be heard. (Natasha Isabelle)
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| No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.
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| Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
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| Not being beautiful was the true blessing. Not being beautiful forced me to develop my inner resources. The pretty girl has a handicap to overcome. (Golda Meir)
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| Note on a door: Out to lunch; if not back by five, out for dinner also.
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| Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts. (Sign hanging in Albert Einstein's office at Princeton)
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| Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced. (James Baldwin)
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| Nothing is as soft as water, yet who can withstand the raging flood? (Lao Ma)
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| Nothing is as strong as gentleness: nothing so gentle as real strength. (Ralph W. Sockman)
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| Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely. (Rodin)
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| Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
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| Nothing seems expensive on credit. (Czech Proverb)
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| Nothing seems impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
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| Nothing seems to bring on an emergency as quickly as putting money aside in case of one.
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| Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. (Goethe)
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| Nothing tastes as good as slim feels.
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| Notice: The only person getting his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
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| Not our activity for Him but our captivity to Him!
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| Nowadays we are consumed by desires to buy things we do not need, with money we do not have, to impress people we do not like. (Patrick M. Morley)
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| Now is no time to think of what you do not have. Think of what you can do with what there is. (Ernest Hemingway)
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