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Ulcers are caused not so much by what we eat as what's eating us. |
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Ulcers are something you get from mountain climbing over molehills. |
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Under capitalism man exploits man. Under socialism it's just the opposite. (Anon) |
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Units of prayer combined, like drops of water, make an ocean which defies resistance. (E. M. Bounds) |
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Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never grow. (Ronald E. Osborn) |
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Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best. |
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Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none. |
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Vacation is what you take when you can't take what you've been taking any longer. |
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Vacation spots that are out of the way, Are much in favor with travelers today; Some find them by planning trips at great cost, And others just by getting lost. |
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Veni, Vidi, Visa: I Came. I Saw. I Shopped. |
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Victor Borge told a friend that he could tell time by his piano. His friend was incredulous, so Borge volunteered to demonstrate. He pounded out a crashing march. Immediately there came a banging on the wall and a shrill voice screamed, "Stop that noise. Don't you know it's 1:30 in the morning?" |
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Victory begins with the name of Jesus on our lips, but it will not be consummated until the nature of Jesus is in our hearts. |
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Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. Never let your morals stop you from doing what is right. (Isaac Asimov) |
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Vision is not seeing things as they are, but as they will be. |
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Vision that looks inward becomes duty. Vision that looks outward becomes aspiration. Vision that looks upward becomes faith |
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Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare. (Japanese proverb) |
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Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving from where you left them to where you can't find them. |
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Walk the words you talk and talk the words you walk. |
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War never decides who is right, only who is left. |
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Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits; they become character. Watch your character; for it becomes your destiny!!! |
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We all get heavier as we get older because there is a lot more information in our heads. (Vlade Divac) |
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We all live under the same sky, but we don't see the same horizon. |
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Wealth buys leisure, but not wisdom. |
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We are, each of us, angels with only one wing, and we can only fly embracing each other. (Luciano DeCrescenzo) |
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We are in danger of forgetting that we cannot do what God does, and that God will not do what we can do. (Oswald Chambers) |
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We are never nowhere. We are always now here. |
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We blame fate for other accidents, but we feel personally responsible when we make a hole in one. |
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We buy things we don't need, with money we don't have, to impress people we don't know. (Dr. Larry Lea) |
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We can admire what we see, but we can only love what we truly know. |
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We can be knowledgeable with other men's knowledge, but we cannot be wise with other men's wisdom. (Michel de Montaigne) |
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We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. |
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We can only create what we can imagine. (Robert B. Mackay) |
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We can't always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future. (Franklin D. Roosevelt) |
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We can't control the wind, but we have the power to adjust the sails. |
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We come to love not by finding a perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. |
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We confess to little faults only to persuade ourselves that we have no great ones. (La Rochefoucauld) |
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We could accomplish a lot more if we'd get rid of our ifs and and's; and get off our butts. |
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We could all take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. |
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We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colours. But they all have to learn to live in the same box. |
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We crucify ourselves between two thieves- regret for yesterday and fear of tomorrow. |
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We don't have the right to ask when sorrow comes: Why did this happen to me?, unless we ask the same question for every moment of happiness that comes our way. |
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We don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. |
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We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing. |
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We don't want a thing because we have found a reason for it- we find a reason for it because we want it. |
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We do three kinds of jobs, cheap, quick, and good. You can have any two: A good, quick job-won't be cheap. A good job, cheap-won't be quick. A cheap job, quick-won't be good. |
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We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true. (University of Cambridge Professor Robert Silensky) |
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We have all heard that there are two sides to every story, but after listening to many husband and wife arguments I have come to realize there are three sides to every story, her side, his side, and the truth. |
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We have a strange and wonderful relationship: He's strange and I'm wonderful. (Mike Ditka, on Jim McMahon) |
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We have not inherited the earth from our ancestors, we have only borrowed it from our children. (Ancient Proverb) |
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We have stopped being fishers of men and we are now the keepers of the aquarium. |
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We have taller buildings, but shorter tempers, Wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints, We spend more but have less, We buy more but enjoy it less. |
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We judge others by their actions; we judge ourselves by our intentions. |
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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. |
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Well done is better than well said. (Benjamin Franklin) |
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We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next-door neighbour. (G. K. Chesterton) |
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We may not be what we want to be, but thank God we are not what we used to be. (Tim Storey) |
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We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope. (Martin Luther King) |
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We must hang together, gentlemen...else, we shall most assuredly hang separately. (Benjamin Franklin, 1776) |
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We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. |
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We must wake ourselves up! Or somebody else will take our place, and bear our cross, and thereby rob us of our crown. (William Booth) |
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We need no wings to go in search of Him, but have only to find a place where we can be alone. (St Teresa of Avila) |
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We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. (French proverb) |
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We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. (Bryan White) |
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We occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of us pick ourselves up and hurry on as if nothing happened. |
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We often fear being rejected so very much that we reject ourselves first before anyone else has the chance. |
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We often see further through a tear, than through a telescope. |
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We only grow when we step outside our comfort zone. |
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We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean, but the ocean would be less because of that missing drop. (Mother Teresa) |
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We see things not as they are, but as we are. |
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We should keep so close to the facts that we never have to remember the second time what we said the first time. (F. Marion Smith) |
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We shouldn't deny the pain of what happens in our lives. We should just refuse to focus only on the valleys. (Charles Swindoll) |
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We spent our whole youth to obtain wealth and our whole wealth to obtain youth. |
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We take risks not to escape life but to prevent that live escapes us. |
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We, the unwilling, led by the unknowing, have been asked to do so much with so little for so long that we are now capable of doing anything with nothing. |
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We treat this world of ours as though we had a spare in the trunk. |
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We want to have a testimony, but we don't want the test. |
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We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. |
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What a dog I got. His favourite bone is in my arm! |
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What a lot we lost when we stopped writing letters. You can't reread a phone call. (Liz Carpenter) |
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"What are you doing?" a man asked of three laborers beside a building under construction. The first man replied, "Stone-cuttin." The second smiled, "Putting in time until a better job comes along." The third man waited a moment and then said simply, "I m building a cathedral." |
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What boys say to girls.
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What do Windows and a handgun have in common? Both are harmless while not loaded. |
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Whatever you do, or dream, begin it now.. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. Begin it now. (Goethe) |
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What flowers grow between your nose and your chin? .... Tulips. |
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"What, giving again?" I asked in dismay. "And must I keep giving and giving away?" "Oh, no," said the angel, piercing me through, "Just give till the Father stops giving to you." |
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What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull. |
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What I do today is important because I am exchanging a day of my life for it. (Hugh Mulligan) |
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What is done now, is influenced by what you did then, and will determine what you do when now is then. |
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What is right is often forgotten by what is convenient. |
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What is the difference between a happy husband and a jilted lover? One kisses his missus, and, the other misses the kisses. |
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What is the difference between a Peeping Tom and someone who's just got out of the bath? One is rude and nosy, and the other's nude and rosy. |
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What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry? Never lick the spoon. |
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What is worth having is worth waiting for. |
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What lies behind ourselves and what lies ahead of ourselves are small matters compared to what lies within ourselves. (Ralph Waldo Emerson) |
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What now is proved was once only imagined. (William Blake) |
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What passes as a woman's intuition, is usually nothing more than a mans transparency. |
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What really matters is what happens in us- not to us. |
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What soap is for the body, tears are for the soul. |
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What some people mistake for the high cost of living, is really the cost of living high. |
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What sunshine is to flowers...smiles are to humanity. |
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What the caterpillar calls the end, the butterfly calls the beginning. |
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What we do in life, echoes in eternity. (Russell Crowe, Gladiator) |
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What we fight against defines us as clearly as all we embrace. |
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What we see is mainly what we look for. |
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What you are is God's gift to you, what you become is your gift to God. |
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What you do when you don't have to do it will determine what you are when it's too late to do anything about it! |
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What you possess in the world will be found at the day of your death to belong to someone else. But what you are will be yours forever. |
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